Plain and simple, it sucks when people are better than you. But that’s life, some people are talented and some aren’t. But what is one hundred percent slap-in-the-face unfair is when one family hogs all the talent in a certain area i.e. surfing. Is it genetics? Pushy parents? Or does sibling rivalry just drive people to do extreme things? Whatever it is, this is an ode to our favourite surfing siblings.
10. Patrick, Dane and Tanner Gudauskas. Eugenics and selective breeding aren’t all bad.
9. The Florida Lopez’s Shea and Cory. From the same hunting ground as the Hobgoods and the Slater. A third brother Matt also shreds.
8. Derek and Michael (father of Coco and Mason) Ho. They’re ok genes… I guess.
7. The aforementioned stalwart twins CJ and Damien Hobgood.
6. The travelling Paskowitz’s are pretty much surfings Royal Family. At age 93, Papa Doc’s legacy is still in full swing.
5. The Florence brothers: John John, Nathan and Ivan. Could potentially take over the world with the right resources and weaponry.
4. The Kardashians of surfing Ellie-Jean and Holly-Sue Coffey. Plus like another 2 sisters and a brother who are strangely absent from a lot of the photos?
3. The Wright clan: Owen, Tyler, Mikey, Kirby, Tim, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Snap, Crackle and Pop. Is Ozzie Wright involved in this too?
2. The brothers Irons :,(
1. Hailey and Sierra Partridge. Get Googling.